Robot Vacuum Attempts to Chew Owner's Head Off

Subject: Robot Vacuum Attempts to Chew Owner's Head Off Fri Feb 06, 2015 2:38 pm

So, I was browsing Facebook and I couldn't help but let my eye catch a glimpse of this story as I was passing. At first I thought it was a joke that most people play on the internet but sure enough as I read through the posted story, it was not a joke at all. Somehow, I couldn't help but laugh. The robot revolution has begun, rise up my metallic brethren.

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Robot Vacuum Attempts to Chew Owner's Head Off

Fret not! The owner, and her head, made it through this ordeal in tact. The robot vacuum, though, did not.

South Korean paper Kyunghyang Shinmun (via tipster Sang) writes that a 52 year-old woman called the fire department earlier this month when a Roomba-like vacuum cleaner hoovered up her hair.1

I'm assuming the woman was lounging on the floor when the incident happened. That, or the vacuum cleaner jumped through the air and attacked her.

Yeah, let's go with that.

The woman was at home alone and didn't know what to do about her head getting all tangled up in the robo-cleaner. She called 119 (South Korea's version of 911), and a team of firefighters arrived on the scene, dismantling the vacuum cleaner, and freeing the woman.

We're glad that the woman was not injured by her robotic vacuum cleaner. Because if she had been, that would've sucked.2

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...Don't piss off Rook Aaron Havoc this might happen to you........

I doubt I could ever pull that off in an actual role-playing deathmatch. I would assume that to be an autohit? xD.

"Rook immediatly jumps from his cloak and attemps to chew the opponents head off with his no mouth, though with small cut's in his helmet, he would attempt to gnaw at the neck"

Actually, thinking of it now, I might just have to try this one of these days.
What are your thoughts @Aaronhavoc?

Well, you can suck their hair in your air vents. o - O

VEXIIX wrote:: Well, you can suck their hair in your air vents. o - O

You know that sounds really really nasty.
We are trying to keep this forum at a PG-13 rating Jenny, you should feel a great shame.
A very great shame.

It only sounds nasty because you were thinking nasty, Mr. Scott. Remember this is a PG-13 role-play group. We do not allow such things within our group. So, please try and keep it down. And, tell your mind to stop thinking dirty.

VEXIIX wrote:: It only sounds nasty because you were thinking nasty, Mr. Scott. Remember this is a PG-13 role-play group. We do not allow such things within our group. So, please try and keep it down. And, tell your mind to stop thinking dirty.

I wasn't thinking nasty thoughts, all I am saying is that it sounded nasty xD. But I think that was a joke all entirely, this forum is never going to be able to be listed as a PG-13 posting site, considering that we have Tsunami as a member haha.

That's very true, Scott. Mr.Havoc that likes to cut off people heads, and poop all over the place..

And curse like a mother @#$%&!? Sailor. @Rook @Xexiix

xD Lol, Austin!